The biggest pregnancy surprise for me has been just how disagreeable I've become. On a simple walk to work (punctuated by a short surrender to a garbage can for my breakfast to make a reappearance), the list of things that grate on my nerves is long:
- My tongue (feels too big for my mouth - it is, but it has never presented itself that way before)
- Food trucks (a personal attack from the city of New York)
- How short the person is walking next to me
- People walking next to me generally (sound thoughts, I know)
- People asking me questions (I generally like strangers, not now)
- The noise of the bus letting off steam when the stop light turns green
- Certain types of dogs (cocker spaniels and little poodles especially)
- The announcement of a noontime concert in the courtyard of the building where I work (could anything be more aggravating?)
- New York smells: tar mixed with urine and coffee and smoke, heaps of garbage bags, ladies' perfume, (they were all there, but mostly dormant before, but now it is like someone is brewing them just for me)
So, I walk around holding my breath, cringing and scowling. I look amazing.
Lots of people will make you feel guilty - like by saying that your mood will determine the baby's, or other such nonsense. Well, if that is true, this baby is going to be pretty unlikable and obnoxious.
Upward trends include the fact that I don't care about things that would have really bothered me before - like in the past, I would have been mortified by throwing up in a garbage can at the Rockefeller Center at 8am in public.